Ambassador

"There are two sorts of men in this world: the sort with blood pouring out of a hole in their heads, and the sort holding the Ambassador."
[Spy Update]



The Ambassador is eight mother-loving pounds of steel that your enemies won't want to negotiate with. Whilst holding this gun, you can make most enemies cower in fear and run for cover with a single well aimed shot to the head. The second will kill them instantly, unless they are large shaved Russian bears, in which case they will probably call for their medic.

However, this skull-shattering weapon, like all optional weapons, has to have a downside. It fires 20% slower (it needs time to cool down afterall, it has just blown someone to bits) and does 15% less damage when you shoot them in a fleshy area such as the chest, because let's face it, it's called a headshot for a reason.

Maybe the bullets are bone piercing and they lodge in your brain and go straight through your body, or maybe they are zombie bullets and eat brains, but all we know is that no matter how weak the standard body-shot is (a meagre 34 damage), a headshot with this beast (at 102 damage) will kill every class in two shots (once again, with the exception of large shaved Russian bears).